Battlefield 3
Played so much lately
I’ve not written these haiku..
or eaten.. or washed..
Berg Sans Nipple – Form Of…
What a great album,
I forgot how good it was.
It’s a unique sound
LA Noire
Stare at an object,
Stare at some guy’s twitching face,
Ignore the game’s flaws..
Bored To Death
Not hugely funny,
but an enjoyable “romp”.
Ted Danson is great.
Dragon Age: Origins
Blah Blah Blah Blah Elves,
Blah Blah The Fade (oh my GOD!)
Blah Blah Fucking-Blah!
Gemini Rue
A decent story
is so rare in games these days.
This one’s pretty great
The Wire – Series 4
A corner boy’s life
can get quite complicated…
..and school is back in
Hanna
Its got Chooper in,
shame it’s a load of old toss..
All style, no substance…
Bastion
A fairly plain game,
But the strange voice-over dude
made it quite special
From Dust
A bit like Lemmings
with some impressive physics
…Massive Sandcastles
Louie – Series 1 & 2
A modern Seinfeld,
with Louis C.K’s brand of
nihilistic wit
Sam & Max (Telltale Series 1-3)
The old game had charm
that isn’t quite captured here.
They’re still fun games though 
Synecdoche, New York
Made as much sense as
talking backwards in German.
Interesting stuff, though…
Mass Effect
It seemed a bit short
For such an ambitious game
..Fun while it lasted
Bob’s Burgers – Series 1
Another Cartoon
with Jon Benjamin in it
it’s pretty good too!
Dead Space
Resi 4 in space
it gets quite repetitive
but there’s some good bits
Starfox Assault
What is the deal with
the third person shooter bits?
they kinda suck balls
Zelda : Twilight Princess
I love Zelda games
Even though they’re all the same
They make me happy
Jan Jelinek – Loop Finding Jazz Records
If you haven’t yet,
Listen to this album NOW
it’s incredible
Apocalypse Now
Not seen this film since
I was a very young lad
..and it’s fucking odd
Treme – Series 1
After Katrina
Rebuilding their lives and homes
and identity
Magicka
Like Cannon Fodder
But with a made-up language
…and wizards, of course
Portal 2
Did not disappoint,
And the co-op is great fun,
Welcome back, GLaDOS
Mr Show
Such a stupid show
But I find it so charming
Great surreal sketches
Burial – Untrue
Like 90′s garage
heard through a long metal tube
spacey, shakey beats
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Not the best one, but..
A Zelda game’s never bad
And this one was nice
Earthbound
A JRPG
That’s genuinely funny
A rare thing indeed
Danny Breaks – The Outer Dimension
Nice wobbly basslines
The slickest hip hop ive heard
Since ‘Analog Worms’
When The Wind Blows
Two elderly folk
In a nuclear fallout
Fucking depressing
Dead Space: Extraction
Cinematic stuff
Slightly marred by the fact that
I cant move my legs
Fluidity
Nice physics puzzles
Tilt the world and water flows
Charming stuff indeed
Oren Ambarchi – Grapes from the Estate
Nothing else like it
Shifting planes made of sine waves
I fucking love it
Lukid – OnandOn
Its subtle structures
Its unrelenting beauty
God damn you, Luke Blair!
The Wire – Series 3
Major Colvin’s plan
All the chaos in one place
“WMD ri’chere”
Trauma Team
Wiimote surgery
This is a game for psychos…
…but it is quite good
The Venture Bros
Henry Killinger
and his Magic Murder Bag
Best. Series. Ever.
Barry Lyndon
Not Kubrick’s best work
to quote an internet meme:
“I am disappoint”
Super Mario Galaxy
Gravity is key
Fat man bounds between planets
Always makes me smile
The Wire – Series 2
It’s a tragic fate
Sobotka didn’t deserve.
‘The Greek’ is not Greek
Minecraft
I just spent all night
Building a fucking castle
I am such a nerd
Mujuice – Monochrome EP
Some Russian nutter
Made the most beautiful tech
I have heard in years
The Wire – Series 1
Baltimore MD
The life of a corner boy
“Where’s Wallace at, String?”
Adaptation
A film about films
The plot folds in on itself
Kaufman is a nut
Boardwalk Empire – Series 1
Nucky’s solution:
A third of his wad of cash
keeps them all happy
True Grit
Despite the weird pace
Despite Jeff Bridges’ slurring
I enjoyed this film
The Trip
Coogan and Brydon
So much trivial chit-chat
Somehow works quite well
Four Lions
“That’s not a wookie”
and “Rubber dinghy rapids!”
I love Chris Morris
Gitaroo Man
Maybe it’s my pad
Maybe I have no rhythm
I suck at this game
Left 4 Dead 2
Five hundred Hours
Spent playing this fucking game
I have got no life
Just Cause 2
I think grappling hooks
Should be in all sandbox games
So much bloody fun!
System Shock
Seriously guys
Get hold of this old classic
You will shit your pants
Okami
The art style is nice
But I wish that green pixie
Would shut the fuck up
We ♥ Katamari
I just rolled a ball
Over some fish with trumpets
I laughed my arse off